I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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