I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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