I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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