omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm both gender and math confused
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