Midget sex pt 2 tonight
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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