ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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