he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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