Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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