Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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