One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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