She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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