He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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