Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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