I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
