we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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