no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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