you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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