Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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