it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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