my soul wont recognize me after tonight
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
