this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
