So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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