i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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