I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
handjob tips. give me some.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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