shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The police scanner is talking about you again....
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I have fence marks all over my body
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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