he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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