what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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