question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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