Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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