Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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