can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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