One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Alive.
So much puke
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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