It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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