I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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