I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize