the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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