She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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