She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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