Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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