I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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