i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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