It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
