Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I need a beard to bite.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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