I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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