I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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