is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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