I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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