My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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