Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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