Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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