Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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