just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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