i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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