Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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